How To Annoy The Smoking Police
This used to be a California story, but it seems to work almost anywhere now as the anti-smoking lobby becomes more popular.
If you want to drive the Smoking Police absolutely nuts, try walking around a shopping mall with an unlit cigarette in your mouth or hand. A friend had a posse of at least three security staff tailing him continuously until he left the mall.
Whilst I can’t condone smoking, I do enjoy the idea of annoying the authorities.