Category Archives: humour

Citroen C-Crosser

This is a picture of the Citroen C-Crosser.

It looks very kewl. Every time I read the phrase ‘Citroen C-Crosser’ the voice in my head pronounces it as ‘Citroen Cross Dresser’. Which is unfortunate
Is it just me?

Well Slap My Thigh!

It’s Panto season again, and this year we went to see Cinderella at the Old Vic theatre near Waterloo station in London.
This particular version was written by the always excellent Stephen Fry, and featured Sandi Toksvig as the narrator (amongst other roles).
The Ugly Sisters were called Dolce and Gabbana, the result of which is I [...]

The Seven Wonders Of The World

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jan!

In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and jan.
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of jan, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
People used to believe that dressing their male children as jan would protect them from evil spirits.
Reindeer like to [...]

Venice?

I’m staying this week in Mestre. Which was described by a colleague as ‘the Slough of Venice’. Which is probably not a bad analogy
The Venice Festival is on right now, and allegedly it can take up to 90 minutes to get from here (to all intents and purposes at the end of the [...]

Uno Extreme

If you want to buy a present that is fun for all the family, check out Uno Extreme.
It’s like traditional Uno, if you know that. If you don’t it’s a card game where each player starts with 7 cards and takes it in turn to put down a card. Cards must match either colour or [...]

Smoking

I heard this on the Today programme on Radio 4, some weeks ago now. It was a comment from a listener.
“A restaurant with a smoking section is like a swimming pool with a peeing section.”