Amanda's Page
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Welcome to Amanda's page. This page is rendered with an alternative colouring scheme, especially for Amanda.
You send me stupid messages, and wear your furry hat when it's not hot;
You throw things at my head, and mumble quite a lot;
Your sisters are called Agnes and Bulb, and you call your wife Dorris;
And to prove you're very strange, you decided to call me Morris;
You're not very good at pool, and you're crap at drinking beer;
And now you're sodding off to New Zealand, 'cause you've shagged all the sheep
over here.