| BCPL |
Basic Combined Programming Language |
Predecessor of 'B', which, in turn, spawned 'C'. |
| BFO |
Big F**k Off |
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| BNG |
British National Grid |
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| CPOS |
Complete Pile Of Shite |
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| DMAF |
Do Me A Favour |
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| FMR |
F**k Me Rigid |
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| FTHM |
From The Horse's Mouth |
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| GSETDI |
Get Someone Else To Do It (i.e. not DIY) |
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| HALO |
High Altitude Low Opening |
Parachute jump terminology. |
| HFC |
Haven't a F**king Clue |
Not to be confused with the popular bank of the same name. |
| HISA |
High Interest Savings Account |
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| IBM |
International Business Machines / It's Better Manually |
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| ICBA |
I Couldn't/Can't Be Asked |
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| IFA |
Independant Financial Advisor |
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| IGMC |
I'll Get My Coat |
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| IRL |
In Real Life |
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| ISP |
Internet Service Provider |
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| ITHWIHA |
I Thought He Was In Here Already |
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| JFC |
Jesus F**king Christ |
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| MOTD |
Message/Match Of The Day |
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| NGR |
National Grid Reference |
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| NIMCY |
Not Im My Conference Y'bastard |
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| NTFO |
Nuke Them From Orbit |
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| OSGB |
Ordnance Survey Great Britain |
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| OYTD |
Oh Yes They Do! |
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| PC |
Personal Computer |
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| PEP |
Personal Equity Plan |
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| POS |
Pile Of Shite/Point Of Sale |
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| PQMF |
Please Quote Me For |
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| RAM |
Random Access Memory |
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| ROIO |
Recording Of Iffy/Illegal Origin |
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| ROM |
Read Only Memory |
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| RTH |
Round The Horne |
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| SMIDSY |
Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You |
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| SOTR |
South Of The River |
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| TLA |
Three Letter Abbreviation/Acronym |
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| WHS |
What He Said/What a Heap of Shite |
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| YHMM |
You Have More Mail |
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| YLSED |
You Learn Something Every Day |
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